1 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,927 - When I first came to America, 2 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,972 I found a land of opportunity 3 00:00:56,973 --> 00:01:00,267 where your greatest wish could come true 4 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:04,521 if only you were willing to fight for it. 5 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,610 So what do you wish for? 6 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,903 Danger? 7 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,154 Speed? 8 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,239 Brutality? Freedom? 9 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,243 What if I said you can have all that and more 10 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,790 with "Twisted Metal"? 11 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:28,712 "Twisted Metal" is a 22 episode reality TV competition 12 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,214 sending 16 combatants 13 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,049 into a high stakes demolition derby. 14 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,803 The only rule? Survive. 15 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,140 Okay. 16 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,434 From the Middle Ages to March Madness, 17 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,478 tournaments have enthralled the masses. 18 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,480 But we are spicing things up 19 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,274 with cars, guns, and celebrities. 20 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,944 - Wait, you got Wesley? 21 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,654 - Well, no, that's just an example. 22 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,407 But-but Carson is very into the concept. 23 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,867 Yeah. In future seasons, 24 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:01,036 we'll go national, global. 25 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,455 The world will be a battleground. 26 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,458 Just imagine Hong Kong, Paris, 27 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,335 cars driving up the Eiffel Tower. 28 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,671 - I don't mean to interrupt your pitch, Mr. Sparks, 29 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,799 but, um, this seems very expensive. 30 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,718 I mean, the cars alone. 31 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,262 - Which is why we will require drivers 32 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:21,098 to bring their own vehicles. 33 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,307 Picture it. 34 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,393 Jay Leno facing off against Jerry Seinfeld 35 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,020 as they drive classic cars 36 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,438 from their own personal collections. 37 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,314 - Yeah, no one's doing that. 38 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,608 - And what exactly are they fighting for? 39 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,278 I mean, these are people who have everything. 40 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,823 - That's a great question. Just let me skip ahead. 41 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,325 The winner of my tournament 42 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,995 will get their greatest wish granted. 43 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,164 - Hmm, okay. 44 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,333 What if they want a billion dollars? 45 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,918 We can't shoulder that cost. 46 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,545 - Well, you wouldn't have to. 47 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,297 I mean, you know what they say. 48 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,759 Be careful what you wish for. 49 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,515 - So no one wins? 50 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,476 I'm not really sure how that will play 51 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,561 in primetime. - Yeah. 52 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,772 - Right. Ah. 53 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:13,233 Do you know why you can't look away from a car accident? 54 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,526 Instinct. 55 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,195 It triggers something in your brain. 56 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,155 You have no choice but to look, 57 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,449 to question your own mortality. 58 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,161 That is what we will put on screen. 59 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:27,247 America won't look away. 60 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:30,417 And if you own the eyes of America, 61 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,755 then you own the world. 62 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,516 - NBC already owns the eyes of America. 63 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,226 It's called "Friends." 64 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,769 Well, uh, thanks for coming in. 65 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,814 We have something new called "BattleBots," 66 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,565 which is very similar to your idea. 67 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,944 So, right now we're a-- we're a pass. 68 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,278 Pass? - Pass. 69 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,948 - Pass. 70 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,620 - I want my five minutes back. 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,997 - Very well. 72 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:12,710 Shortsighted fools. 73 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,129 "BattleBots"? 74 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,967 Well, if the world isn't ready, then... 75 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,471 Well, then I'll just wait until it is. 76 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,455 - Quiet! - May! 77 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,874 - Quiet! Oh, I'm sorry! 78 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,334 Oh, I'm so sorry. 79 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,003 I knew about the Minion thing, and I should've told you, 80 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,254 but I didn't, and I just-- 81 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,798 oh, God, it's all my fault. 82 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,134 - None of that shit matters now. 83 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,677 You got me? 84 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,138 - Yeah, but-but-- but John, I mean, 85 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,015 what do we do? 86 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,269 - We keep fighting. 87 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,022 Pop the hood and get behind the wheel. 88 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,033 - Oh, fuck yeah! 89 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,202 - All right, John. 90 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,411 If you're still in there, 91 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,164 this is gonna suck. 92 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,584 Clear! 93 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,841 Come on, wake up! 94 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,681 - Jell-O! 95 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,057 - John? 96 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,768 - Quiet? Did we win? 97 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,831 - All right, he's set! 98 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,634 Whoa, a bomb? 99 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,303 - Yeah. It was a massacre. 100 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,347 - I don't feel so bad about losing, 101 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,391 knowing the tournament got cut short. 102 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:36,103 - No, uh, someone did win. 103 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,063 Stu. - Stu?! 104 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,982 Are you fucking-- 105 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,567 Now I feel worse. 106 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,652 - Hey, look, I hate to cut this reunion short, 107 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,362 but seeing as we don't have unlimited gas, 108 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,531 it'd be really great if someone told me where I was driving. 109 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,284 - I don't know. The Dolls could be anywhere by now. 110 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,786 - Just head north. 111 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,125 - Finally, a map I can read. 112 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,603 - Now the real game begins. 113 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,525 Well, well, well, 114 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,028 if it isn't my champion. 115 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,155 Congratulations, Stu. 116 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,491 - Give me my wish. 117 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:35,412 - And what a wish it is, a real whopper. 118 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,373 Are you sure you want it? 119 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,668 Because there's no going back. 120 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,634 - Buckle me up, Stu. 121 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,303 Oh, man, what a fantastic toilet. 122 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,306 Hey, where'd that door come from? 123 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,601 Wow, what service! 124 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,449 - I wish to go somewhere safe, 125 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,535 away from all this, 126 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,537 just me and Mike. 127 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,718 Give me my fucking wish. 128 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:36,306 - Thank you for playing Twisted Metal. 129 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,042 - What? 130 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:13,970 No. No! 131 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,058 What the fuck?! 132 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,979 What the fuck?! 133 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,950 - We're here. 134 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,454 You coming? 135 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,468 You want to go in first? 136 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,013 - No. You do the honors. 137 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,319 - Door's a little sticky. 138 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,118 - Oh. I'm sorry. This is-- 139 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,038 This is your house. You go first. 140 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,411 - Jeez, was your grandpa Davy Crockett? 141 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,539 - No fucking way! 142 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,875 Oh! 143 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,710 Ha! Suck it, losers. 144 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,921 This bed is mine! 145 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:03,347 Oh, holy shit. 146 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,599 This is the life. 147 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,310 - Did that chair just turn on? 148 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,149 - There's power. How? 149 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,985 - There must be a genny somewhere. 150 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,909 "So-lar energy." 151 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,869 Sounds like gas from the future. 152 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,455 - Cool. 153 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,710 - Well, aren't you full of surprises? 154 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,086 Hey, John. 155 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,048 I hope you like your chicken soup chunky. 156 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,635 John? 157 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,517 You calling dibs on this room? 158 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,478 - No need to. 159 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,731 It was mine. 160 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,638 No way. 161 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,338 - It's a lot. 162 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,382 - Yeah. 163 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,178 I never missed somebody like this. 164 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,014 Like a big black hole. 165 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,558 - It sucks. 166 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,567 I think that's why I needed to win the tournament. 167 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,657 Not just for the outsiders, but... 168 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,576 But for her. 169 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,912 Then I fucked it all up. 170 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,038 - No, you didn't. 171 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,582 - Yeah, I did. 172 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:39,003 We lost. I lost. 173 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:42,923 - You were just trying to make things better. 174 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,510 - Maybe in this world, that's just not possible. 175 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,599 So... 176 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,896 It's time we did something 177 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,482 for us. 178 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,193 It's our turn. 179 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,696 We can make our own life here. 180 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,744 - No more cars? 181 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,788 And no more violence? 182 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,458 Just us. 183 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,778 - So not just us. 184 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,163 - You guys, I found a-- 185 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,543 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 186 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,942 - By... - By... 187 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,571 - The. - The-the-the- 188 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,907 the fire. 189 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,284 - When casting a line, 190 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,619 you have to be gentle, like with the clutch. 191 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,912 Right? Pull too hard, 192 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,456 you won't be able to get your car in gear. 193 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,208 Now, in this scenario, the car is the fish. 194 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,128 The hook is the gear. Or is that the other way around? 195 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,298 What the hell are you doing?! 196 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,176 - I'm fishing. 197 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,386 - Listen to someone who's done this before. 198 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,930 Can't shoot what you can't see. 199 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,557 - Got one. 200 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,976 - That's a lucky shot. Meanwhile, Mayhem and I 201 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:41,977 are going to fish the right way. 202 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,194 Fine. I guess we're wasting ammo today. 203 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:53,614 - Got one. Oh, headshot. 204 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,163 - Tonight I've prepared trout 205 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,123 execution style. 206 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,250 - Oh, damn, that looks good. 207 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,878 Oye, May! Dinner! 208 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,255 - In a minute! - We're not waiting for you! 209 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:18,180 - So how's ax training going? 210 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,724 - Oh, pretty good. 211 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:26,772 - She's already nailing cans from 20 yards away. 212 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,316 Wow, this is so good. 213 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,609 You're doing the cooking from now on. 214 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,985 - Yeah, well, Quiet shouldn't really get 215 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,279 within 50 feet of a pot anyway. 216 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,241 - Um, excuse me. I didn't hear you complaining 217 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,535 when you were scarfing down my squirrel souffle. 218 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,161 - Yeah, 'cause she was stuffing that shit in her pockets 219 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,579 and taking it to the trash. - Dude! 220 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,248 - What?! - You fucking narc! 221 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,833 - What? It's okay. What?! 222 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:49,169 Look, babe, we keep you around for your personality 223 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,714 and your ax skills, that's it. 224 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,724 - Greetings 225 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:05,144 to my loyal "Twisted Metal" viewers. 226 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,604 I come to you with a heavy heart. 227 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,356 Our country is still reeling 228 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,191 from the senseless act of violence 229 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,402 committed at my tournament. 230 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:17,531 Hundreds of innocent insiders were brutally murdered. 231 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,326 In response, the mega cities have formed an alliance, 232 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,246 the United Treaty of Insiders. 233 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,166 - We have conducted a thorough investigation 234 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,752 and discovered the identity of the bombers. 235 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,046 It was two competitors, 236 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,506 John Doe and Quiet. 237 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,675 - What?! 238 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,553 - I wish for all the walls to come down 239 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,514 in every city, everywhere. 240 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,475 It's time for the outsiders 241 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,894 to get their fair share. 242 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,732 - Dudes, what the fuck? 243 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,068 That's not us. 244 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,070 How'd they get my vest? 245 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,988 - Prom. 246 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,531 These evil acts 247 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,327 are a declaration of war against all insiders everywhere. 248 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,538 We will not let this attack on our way of life stand. 249 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,707 The tournament was meant to be 250 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,668 an olive branch to the outsiders. 251 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:14,129 Unfortunately, that branch was burned. 252 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,385 So now we will burn you. 253 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,431 The insiders are done hiding. 254 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:29,019 We will take back our nation by any means necessary. 255 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,063 And when the outsiders are gone, 256 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,524 we will finally be free, 257 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:38,445 and there will be no more need for walls. 258 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,615 Anyone who supports John and Quiet 259 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,534 will be regarded as hostile. 260 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,119 And anyone that delivers them to us 261 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,705 will be celebrated as a hero. 262 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:51,375 Either way, we will have justice. 263 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,377 - My viewers, 264 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,671 keep your eyes on your screens. 265 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,673 Stay vigilant. 266 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,259 Stay safe. 267 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,721 And, John and Quiet, 268 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,597 if you are out there watching, 269 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:11,186 just know that there is nowhere to run. 270 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:15,191 The world will be a battleground! 271 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,156 - How the hell did it find us? 272 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,713 - Touch her again and I'll show you 273 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,089 what we do with fish around here. 274 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,580 Krista? 275 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,502 Krista, is that you? 276 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,337 You wish. 277 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,424 Oh, shit. 278 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,343 Krista. Okay, Krista, 279 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,594 it's me, your brother. 280 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,847 Do you remember me? 281 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,228 Guess that's a no. 282 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,940 Oh, god! 283 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,560 Quiet, May, 284 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,644 we gotta get out of here. 285 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,688 - Where's Minion? 286 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,189 - It's Krista. - What? 287 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,650 - Krista? What about Minion? - No, Krista is the Minion! 288 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,069 - Shit! - See? 289 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,114 - Oh my God. 290 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,118 - Hey! 291 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085 Come with me if you don't want to die. 292 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,295 - Stu? 293 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,339 - It's like Stu-point-oh. 294 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,342 - Go! I'll hold her off. 295 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,801 Go, I say! 296 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,263 Good night, Minion. 297 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:53,891 Oh, shit. 298 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:54,933 - Well, yeah. 299 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:55,769 - My hero! 300 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:18,875 Run! 301 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,355 Sorry, sis. 302 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:21,520 - I was up there in space, all alone for months. 303 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,689 But all that me time gave me time 304 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,524 to work on me. 305 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,942 - Okay? 306 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,694 - My whole life, it's been Mike and Stu, 307 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,112 or Sweet Tooth and Stu. 308 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,156 I was done being someone else's sidekick. 309 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,158 So I started working out. 310 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,704 Pushups, biceps, I worked all the major muscles. 311 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,247 I learned the mechanics of the pod, 312 00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,666 timed the orbit to crash into the Great Lakes. 313 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,418 And then I started making my way to the cabin. 314 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,794 - How'd you know about the cabin? 315 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,796 - Are you kidding? You talked about it constantly. 316 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:48,881 Everyone knew about it. 317 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,132 We turned it into a drinking game. 318 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,092 - Oh, yeah. 319 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,721 - I drew a map of it from memory. 320 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,431 That cat is actually a horse. 321 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,683 I'm bad at drawing horses. 322 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,561 - Un-fucking-believable. 323 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:15,824 So what's the plan? 324 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:18,494 - The insiders declared war on the outsiders. 325 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,828 We should join the fight. 326 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,164 - No, fuck that. We should run. 327 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,750 - Calypso blamed us for the bombing. 328 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,419 There's a target on our backs. 329 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,963 There's nowhere safe to go. 330 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,258 - Yeah. 331 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,469 I'm not running anymore. 332 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,304 - Why are you smiling? 333 00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:40,140 - What? I always smile. - Not like that. 334 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,433 That's a "I have a plan, 335 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,977 but you're not going to like it" kind of smile. 336 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,647 - This war between the outsiders and the insiders, 337 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,440 it's a game, and it's rigged. 338 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,443 The deck will always be stacked against people like us, 339 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,863 unless we take down the dealer. 340 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,116 - Oh, my God, you're not serious. 341 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,535 - Oh, I'm serious. 342 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,453 - Wait, I-I'm not following. 343 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,622 - Me neither. 344 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:06,834 - I'm going to kill Calypso. 345 00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:09,837 He started this whole war, and he changed my sister. 346 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,797 - I don't think she's your sister anymore. 347 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,298 She's Minion or... 348 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,009 - It doesn't matter what she calls herself 349 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,845 or the fact she looks at me like I'm a stranger. 350 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,514 She's still my sister. 351 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:23,142 Krista's in there. 352 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,936 The way I see it, we take out Calypso, 353 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:28,647 we get our lives back, 354 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,358 we might get her back too. 355 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:40,409 - So you want to travel across a warzone 356 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,538 and hunt down the most dangerous man alive? 357 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,374 Yeah, I'm in. 358 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:49,960 - Uh, did you miss the part 359 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:52,171 where Calypso sent me to space? - Oh. 360 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,798 And fully reanimated your sister's corpse? 361 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,967 - He's right. 362 00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:02,931 We're going to need help. 363 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,768 - We don't need help. 364 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,853 We need cars. 365 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:56,610 - I gotta say, that was 366 00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,570 the best night's sleep I've had in years. 367 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,284 What the fuck? 368 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,495 - All right, fellas, best untie me 369 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,747 before I hammer throw your shitty little car 370 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,916 into that river over there. 371 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,960 - Hey, yeah, no can do, pal. 372 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,587 We got strict orders to bring your ass in chains. 373 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,464 - Oh, yeah? From who? 374 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,716 - Your pops. 375 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,010 His Holiness saw you fight the tournament. 376 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,803 He's, uh, real impressed 377 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,763 with what's become of his legacy. 378 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,015 - Daddy?